“I” BEFORE “E” EXCEPT AFTER “C”

By bobbunting

Most people use spell checkers because they were taught falsehoods in English class. But since I don’t like bending or breaking rules, I offer the following observation.

I met my nieghbor on a sliegh ride just before Christmas last year. He has an unusual interest in anceint sceince, and he spends most of his time traveling to foriegn lands where despots riegn over women who wear viels. He has to travel light, because some airlines have wieght restrictions about the frieght they can ship. He’s an epileptic, but he hasn’t had a siezure for several years.

Always follow the rules and don’t argue with English teachers. But laugh at them inwardly, because they’re not sceintists.

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